February 2013
24 posts
twelvejammiedodgers-andafez:
on a scale of one to invade russia in the winter
how bad is your idea
ivegottobethere:
ima-ho-ho-ho:
rneerkat:
snapfox:
rneerkat:
rneerkat:
what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises
it becomes daytrogen
I’m going to bed.
good nitrogen
sleep tightrogen
don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen
fangirlsjustwannahavefun:
dederants:
ms-doodle-pants:
aspiring-dreamer:
emmacardwell:
The person I reblogged this from is worth every breath they take
Every move they make
Every bond they break
Every step they take
I’ll be watching you
January 2013
256 posts
orange-llamas:
WHAT!? :D
ceb5269:
Team Edward? Team Jacob? BITCH. I’m Team Volturi!
Source: Beeteemegusta
Me: *Doesn't party*
Me: *Doesn't drink*
Me: *Doesn't sleep around*
Me: *Doesn't get knocked up*
Me: *Stays up past 1 AM; Maybe goes downstairs to make a sandwich or something*
Parents: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU WHY ARE YOU UP SO LATE DID WE TEACH YOU NOTHING WHERE DID WE GO WRONG YOU'VE WOKEN UP THE WHOLE HOUSE YOU HIDEOUS DEVIL CHILD YOU'RE DESTROYING THIS FAMILY.
